Souther italian translation to english???

I come from a small village in the south and although i have been bought up to speak italian, i have never been bought up to speak the dialect from my village where i only go in the summer... i have been trying to learn it myself but it's just impossible!! My friend wrote this under a photo... i can only say that it is almost like Neapolitan, please help translate any of it if you can... many thanks





mmm..mario..va da nonna e fatt da i sparg perke nicol av fam e n l pozz da nen e allor pur i cpodd vann bon per貌 bast ca n m purt a giuann cpond perch猫 quidd pes e nicol nn ci a fa a ma gna..Souther italian translation to english???
mmm..mario..va da nonna e fatt da i sparg perke nicol av fam e n l pozz da nen e allor pur i cpodd vann bon per貌 bast ca n m purt a giuann cpond perch猫 quidd pes e nicol nn ci a fa a ma gna..



I'll try:



mm. Mario go to grannie's and ask and get asparagus from her because Nicola is hungry and I have nothing to give him, then also onions will do provided you do not come with Giovanni -----as he is heavy(eats a lot) and Nicola will not have enough to eat



Where exactly in the south is your family from ?